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Twittad Launched This Week – Monetizing Twitter

August 29, 2008 by Andy Brudtkuhl  - Leave A Comment

twittad-let-your-ad-meet-tweetsEarlier this week Twittad launched a new advertising platform for Twitter. It’s a very ingenious idea – one that Twitter itself should have thought of and probably should adopt to start making money… Basically it allows Twitter users to sell ad space on their profile page. I did a quick interview with James Eliason, the founder of Twittad and also a local Des Moines entrepreneur..

How did you come up with the idea?

I came up with the idea in early July after reading the mashable article regarding extending the background on your twitter profile. I then heard about Scoble putting his background on Ebay..so I thought there needed to be a 3rd party site to handle the transactions between Twitter users and Advertisers.


How long did it take to build from conception to launch?

Conception was around July 5th and we just launched yesterday [August 27th]


What are your plans for the service?

The plans for the service include forming with other twitter “add-on” sites to help the promotion of Twitter users and advertisers. One site in particular, Twellow, I was just informed of today by Mike Templeton and they would be great to work with because they have categorized a twitter user. Advertisers could then target specific demographics for the purchase of their background images by using Twittad. It is partnerships like this that will help TwittAd become a leader in the monetization of Twitter. My ultimate goal is to work side by side with Twitter on creating a truly innovative product for the passionate Twitter community. Many people are going to be suspect of the Twittad concept, which is fine. However, it is my opinion that if we provide a backbone for users to help an advertiser promote their website or product, TwittAd will grow pretty quickly.

Even though you launched this week, has it been successful thus far? Have you had good coverage? Buzz?

We had pretty good response yesterday including a few comments from Wayne Sutton and also a nice article written by Mike Templeton at Microblink. [Link]

For more information on how Twittad works, read the how-to or follow Twittad on Twitter.

More on this interesting service to come…

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  • en: Structure or Grass Fire : north bound I5 just north of SMOKEY BEAR road (Newhall) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • nl: @jamie_oliver or a pizza tree! *drools* 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: If you host a league or beer pong group, e-mail us at info@pongshirts.com so we can get you some free goodies. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: doing laundry while wearing only a shirt and gym towel = awesome or embarrassing? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Salvia = shit. It managed to make me amazingly angry for four or five minutes. Wow, to be a psychonaut... wankers. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: The average bladder holds about 550ml, or 19oz. I think I got close 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: If you haven't signed the petition or looked at the site please do. RT @KnowNewspapers: This is the end .... www.knownewspaperspetition.com 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Structure or Grass Fire : north bound I5 just south of SR138 (Newhall) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: 3 Easy Steps - How to Start a Business With Little Money Or No Money at All - http://myurl.in/MH8TK 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Modern interpretation of coaching: a person being moved to a higher level of competence, confidence, performance or insight 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Ok... wtf is a Crip? Or a Up G? Oh whatever... 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: I don't really know why, but doing laundry is kind of....relaxing. Or maybe I'm just really tired... 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: email story to magazine@itisadogslife.com or naturaldog@yahoo.com Deadline is July 16 4 August issue 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: I wonder if Amy is being amused....or completely out of her mind bored. Hmmmm...;-) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @x0sammx1728 WE NEED TO STOP THIS. FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD. OR THERE WILL BE MINI JONAS BROTHERS. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Am I really old enough to be called a mam now? I'm only 21. I thought I was still a miss, or at least a Ms. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Reedstinydancer lol. im bored too. just one more paragraph to rewrite...but then im going to need to write 400 or 500 more words...how??? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @smellycents: Thanks. Loved to see which ones you are doing to hit 20. I'm doing Portland or Seattle next --- my #17. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @charliecraig excellent news, is she coming in new episodes or already aired ones ( still pending to see ;) ) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Structure or Grass Fire : south bound I5 just south of SR138 (Newhall) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @RyanSeacrest is this really ryan seacrest? or just like his rep? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @XdragonmutleyX yes it is jamieee lol. it ent gunna be a 5 year old isit?:L or nicoo he ent no badmann hes a geeek LOL!! 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @souljaboytellem Yes it does!! Time is essence to all wounds physical or emotional 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @i8paste Mine usually include swords and or monsters, questionable writing and plot, and or explosions, Oh, and space #getyrnerdon. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: My blog: http://danalarock.wordpress.com it doesn't display the latest nikes or gadgets. But its Mine ^___^ 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Love him or hate him ... is the media OVEREXPOSING Michael Jackson's death? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Check out my blogs and if you have a great topic or suggestions for an interesting blog just send me a message! ~ http://is.gd/15SXr 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Ok im logging off now, might come on to check mail v. quickly tomorrow otherwise wont be tweeting until July 18th or 19th, bye tweetland 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: as usual - what stopped me was being "the other woman" but who cares when you a cookie like this asks.... i'm an idiot! or am i? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @ElleyWinchester YAY clones!!! Can I have two? not that I'm greedy or anything *tries to look innocent and fails* 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Micababy - Hahaha, they've been out there for a while. Or maybe my foot grew, but i dont think thats it ahaha 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @gbish pics or it didn't happen! 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Eklund who's the bad guy? Ottawa or the Heatley Camp? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: I can hear my bike calling me from the garage...or maybe its the lawnmower pretending to be my bike. Sneaky lawnmower. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Jon4Lakerswhat is your best advice for getting NOTICED on YouTube, or getting your website noticed? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Hire designers, illustrators or artists? Check out @theapparatus - new self promo packets http://twitpic.com/92vof 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @jwalkersmith maybe you was in other country or only in one single area, this is not the ahil? southern Spain 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: On top of that its my mans bday and I have no idea what to do for him or what I'm getting him. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Estrella89 i been wanting to go to vegas for a minute, 89 . . aren't you like 19? or are you going for other reasons then the casino 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: interesting...this one actually went further and asked if we were related or had ever met...like full-fledged conversation... 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @stthomp was "my back dodge" suppose to read "back to dodge"? Or did you have a skin graft which caused printer malfunction? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @Zoe_Nichols Yeah, hubby's twin is messed up...he's like an urban surferboy or something. Very odd. Calls everybody "foo." Wazzup, foo? LOL 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: waiting to board the train at the Caltrain station in SF. Wonder if everyone here is working a half day or playing hookie. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • eo: @monkeybird truth or dare celo 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Am starting to question whether holidays are meant to be shared directly with family or by postcard. Am tending towards the latter!!!! 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @ciaoroma brother theres loadsa free bbq recipes on jamieoliver.com or have a look in the bbq chapter of jamie@home cook book good luck jox 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Inspired by things @mountylounge has shown me my goal is to update blog this weekend. not sure if this is fixes to lifeflow or new engine.. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @agent_m but his head's destroyed! I have to find some glue. Or staples. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: typos are everywhere. time to go jog or something. EW 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: man i hate this phone(motorola krave)..no twitter apps @ all..N i cant retweet or direct message..but @ least i can nudge people :P 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: RT @wyclef: Today is a day of reflection Make sure he or she is the person they say they are for your foe can be disguise as your best ... 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: The man in the car behind me is either singing to a really angry song or has terrets 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: got a spare phne frm sum1, either need to unlock it, or get a vodafone sim. Either way, its hard work. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Job searching or consulting for internationsl sales/business development opportunities. 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: Structure or Grass Fire : BAKERSFIELD (Southern Division) 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @maah_15 no, i'm going 2 do a party, because I went there last year, and I went to Europe this year. r u gonna do a party or sth like that? 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @carlosdominguez Any charity to help animals or wildlife is my vote! 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: I hate it when people walk off and/or sing during a conversation, it's just plain rude.. #bb10 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @ShropshirePixie third or fourth glass? ;0p 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: I just took the "Who is the better friend for you Selena or Demi" quiz and got: Demi is absolutly you better friend!! Try it: http://bit ... 07/02/09 09:21pm
  • en: @georgedonnelly Very good point. Our freedoms aren't granted by the government or constitution, they are merely recognized. #tcot #tlot 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @BuddyRabbit You need to go for the tip of the sleeve or the neckline to make the best headway. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • : http://eca.sh/Fuj3 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: moving house is hard sweaty work, phew i need a pint or 6 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @5ftnthn YES!! Can you come and do it after lunch? That will waste a good hour or two! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Is it me, or does it seem like the NBA is going to lop-sided next year? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • hu: @BuzztimeGirl or B. Jamie Gold 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: packing for my mini-vacay! ...or my trip home to MA. Whichever way you want to look at it... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: can i get a BJ?? or what fuck?? im almost 21!!! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: This is a rudimentary tweetspinner.com example. Tweet it now by clicking on the green up arrow. Or schedule it. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: RT: @Tonithepirate When I am with you, or even next to you, I feel safe. Which is something I haven't felt in years. And that scared me. ... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: How do you even dare to compare, or put yourself in the same category as my Grandpa... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Need a haircut. Taking votes: just a trim or go shorter again? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @mothbasher Lol I keep on losing things and have no recollection of how or why :) How you doing Kymsi? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Yea, Nay, Or Eh: Diaper Shorts? Depends: One of the most welcome things, for me, about the Michelle Obama-mania seizing http://url4.eu/3Cew 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @agladman Are you planning to watch later or should I tell you that it isn't looking good? coverage on t'Guardian: http://tinyurl.com/nkfo8k 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: the first set of plans were for the funeral and/or memorial service to take place on Friday. Somehow even when I reported it, I knew... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @seanfee80 Yeah that's why I think a pay as you play deal would be perfect. Or low salary with massive per goal bonus. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Send status updates to Twitter even when your away from your phone or computer. http://twitRobot.com 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Ended up with a 133! I wrecked everyone which is most important. Remember the guy who said it doesnt matter if u win or lose was a loser 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Likely 2 b great or no bloody good at all. RT @NMEmagazine: New Order's Bernard Sumner announces debut w/new band http://tinyurl.com/ltk9dz 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Or maybe not :(( 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Check out my background image to see Michael Jackson reviewing footage on the RED One w/ Kenny Ortega. Or go here: http://tinyurl.com/m5msoh 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Pet Care During Summer: If a friend or relative is going to take care of your pet, the Houston Humane Society re.. http://u.mavrev.com/gpgm 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • : http://TwitPWR.com/jJ3/ 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @tylerbraun The only thing I love more than that is when people follow you to sell you their service. (To block or just not follow?) #lame 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @dpoff121 If you're free this week/end, wanna do something? Or next week even? We can coordinate scheds by email/fb, lol 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @Suitcasekitten This just isn't your week! Dad suggested you call LifeLock or Equifax.com/idpatrol to have them take care of your identity 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @TheNewFreedom tweetie if youre willing to pay for it. otherwise twitteriffic or twitter fon 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: MJ escaped to Bahrain - couldn't get away from tabloids and what was in his head. At that point, death or leaving the planet is only out 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Lunches consist of Sushi, salads, or chicken versus pizza, pizza, or hamburgers. Plus much smaller portions. I said I'd lose weight & I will 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Anyone heard of or is going to artomatic tomorrow? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @BeetleTheBug theyre taking a break or something.. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @mozy19 I would like to see Sundin return at around $3 mil and all year from camp. Then maybe trade for a d guy or maybe sign Paul Mara 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: OK, I'm off for a run. Road or trail? Hmmm... Methinks trail today. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @trvsbrkr but u won't come to Germany with blink or will u? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @antheia for the phone or the service? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • : Or at least it was private last i checked. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @elecmonk So, are you saying that you are or are not a pig based on this evidence? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: My tickets wents on sale today - pick up a copy of @thelondonpaper or check out website to find out how to get yours........ 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @YaGirlCedes Please don't say the wedding is "Stars & Stripes" themed or colors are red, white & blue! LOL 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Posh Powder Rooms: personalize a powder room by repurposing an antique table, dresser or buffet, rather than using a traditional vanity. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: I wish people would be either always rational or always irrational. Harder to deal with people who alternate randomly. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: RT: @chriswelle: try Twitlet http://tr.im/qx1I or TwitterBar http://tr.im/qx1H CB- I was being sarcastic. people post too much info for me 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @sweethaimy: Hows about i don't even kno when ppl resond to me or not, man i swear twitter its twittin me the twitt off!! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: leadership should represent the church ours doesn't model our desired diversity or globalization but perhaps I will be surprised #gacorlando 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: MY BIRTHDAY WISH: Donate to @BeTheMatch in honour of Emru Townsend http://tr.im/qDEu or use Facebook Cause http://tr.im/qDEa 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @jjjap it's fast enuf for tweet and facebook, er.. yupz.. as long as u're using m.facebook or iphone.facebook it's fine, try a day u'll see. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Communal Twitter accounts are greater than or equal to more fun than communal showers. Unless maybe you're @dappervan 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @flyddw LOL....let me tell you Bro..she was NO Beverly Kidd or Carey Pena 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @rinrinn yeah goths don't have beards... unless they're crazy & dyed a color. Also, goths shouldn't be afraid of razors or shaving anything! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Are the services' doctrines reflecting the national strategy or is the strategy a compromise of inter-service doctrines? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: "Love what you do and do what you Love!!"... Life is better when you can do that... Jump in with both feet... Sink or Swim!... I LOVE IT!! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: OR Nurse (RN)- Texas- Contact me at 212-537-6825. Email: careers@helixhealthlink.com 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: One by one the truth just shown up..and it always happened after ǐ pray to GOD for our good.is it ɑ sign??or its ɑ karma for me??*sigh 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @UrsaBerlin nothing public yet, but you can get early access (contact me) or wait until later this year for the public release #solr #typo3 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: depressed. needs a good cheering up or a lot of good food. [aka oreos and flamin hots] 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @jasonfarnham are you every where or what!!! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: "The problem with indians is that they do not eat cows or pigs and those are two of my favorite edible mammals." 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Firefox 3.5 hit the 8,000,000 download mark a minute or so ago http://downloadstats.mozilla.com/ 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Is it sadder that the women are prostitutes at 60 or that someone is paying for them? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Wonder if this ATL leak is legit or if it was just ripped off the stream on MTV. Hope it's legit. Still buying the album though. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @FM97 does the ticket ninja move around or is it always in the same spot? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: I Hate my Feet They r 2 big or 2 small aggrrhhh! Still Searching for perfect heels! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Should I be happy my peach tea was $.10 less today or sad that I noticed? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @MREXEC Ask her to marry you or get out of the relationship now. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @kukigrewal Thanks, dahlink. I don't eat cake or chocolate or sweet things, no taste for them, but I am sure kids will gobble up the ponies 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @markknoller People like us that use every dime we earn to live have to give up things we want or need just to pay our taxes. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @phronk I have seven pairs of pants like this. I might be cooler than you. Or I'm an archaeologist... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: MJ's funeral could be at the Staples Center or the LA Coliseum? CRAP! 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: for a second i seriously forgot how old i was. i think i thought i was 22 or 23. am i really 24? that seems hard to believe. 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @markknoller So which is it? Simulus is working...or not working? Are we getting mixed messages or am I paying too much attention to pols? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: @peterlalonde hmm running the guided tour of flow stops after two minutes or so. does that tool also allows ftp-access ? 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: damn...phone actin up cant read or send text...now i got ova 50 unread text...geesh 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: Taurus Horoscope - to fight it -- some days are just more intense than others! You may need to get your friends or coworkers to see thi ... 07/02/09 04:11pm
  • en: menu for today: cross processing or gaming. hmm.. tough one 07/02/09 08:00am
  • en: @DrTeddi lol, go on aim or something if you can :( 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Wow, Awesome! Got a sweet acoustic guitar for only $40 bucks! today was awesome, or, yesterday to be correct :] 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: iPhone should have a little van or airco on it. Freakin' hot and sticky already... 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @levarburton Wanna tell the name of the restaurant... or is it home-coooked? You lucky devil, you! Yum! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @maryannh Dehydration maybe? either that or a Gorilla is punching you in the head while you sleep! ;-P 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @SpiderxBear sweeet!:) then you obvs dont need stupid guardian or parent there. my mums coming alond. hahaah (H) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @sportsguy33 the '10-'11 clips w/ 'bron would be better than what nyc or cle could surround him with. plus it adds to the kobe rivalry. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: HOMOSEXUALITY SHIT AN NIGGAS WHO ON THE DOWN LOW OR LESBIAN SHIT I DONT WATCH VIDEOS CAUSE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS THE LAST TO MAKE GREAT VIDEOS 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @bella_redb0ne fk they need to be dropped into the ocean though haha...or be done the way you wanna do renee...gahahahha..priceless. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @jonasladekjaer You being out of undies may or may not be a good thing depending on how you feel about your bandmates spooning you in the rv 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @kungfiske Was it a "making of" video.... or was it a "making of" multidiashow?? (yes I know I'm old for even knowing about those) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Jadebethan excuse miss jade but feeling very unloved here u did'nt say hi to me or karen!:( xxxxx 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Request: iMovie & Photoshop (or equivalent) for iPhone. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: wdf is up widd dese michael jackson profiles followin me or retweetn wha im sayin 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Every time i serious, I feel the immediate need to cover it up with a joke or something random like an exclamation of "PICKLES!" 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Caitcaitylin check out every little thing you're doing. If they can quote one of your updates, or tell you what one is relatively about... 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Quen713 o ok well I want make ya baby girl....Just vote for me wen ever you see my name or hear BOSSHALL 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Tyrese4ReaL Really insightful bio. You've never lost site of home, family, or success. That seems to pay off in most situations. God bless 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: CallACoach.co.za will be the perfect place to find a coach or tutor to suit your personal needs! Coming soon... 1 AUG 2009 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @mzChinadoLL lol do you need a Dr. Phil service as well or you good? Lol 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: #Drake as trending topic?! NO. NO. NO. Should be #Jimmy. Or #Aubrey. You're the wheelchair kid from Degrassi, not a rapper! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: so denied...so i lied...are you the now or never kind... 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Finally get to enjoy the house on my own! Oh wait, nevermind - I have to go to bed. Well, that was a nice minute or two... 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @millenomi i got a app accepted without getting the "Ready for Sale" or any other email notification , guess it can happen to rejections too 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Is it just me or does everyone have a montage of Michael Jackson on repeat going on in their heads?? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • eo: Photo: artpixie: Or wine. Amirite? kimchi also http://tumblr.com/x3q27sr04 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: i wasnt the only one who couldnt sleep! lorna and paul couldnt either. lornas painting :) im tryin to decide whether i wanna paint mine or 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: RT @ComfyPaws RT @GarrickDConner We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them. - W. Ward 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/n2arby - that there could be some hidden recipe, or secret even, to reigniting passion and recapturing lost love? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @spider_monkeyy LOL my mom would do the same...or just tell me to shut up so she could watch :P 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Is that a #sausagefail on a massive scale or failure of a massive sausage ? Can't decide what's worse ! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: am I going back to Aberdeen or what ? ... no job - no problem :) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Dammit I forgot about my wet laundry in the washer machine! I hope it's not soggy and yuck or else I will have to run the washer again.. lol 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: what kind of leader am I? Ldr of followers, ldr or leaders or ldr of followers n ldrs? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: we learn something new everyday!its the matter of realizing it or not. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Everyone I know is doing something or going out of town. And I'm the only one at home, watching tv. Thaank GOD I'm going to Shaaanes. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @davidf88 Read it. Its about sending out 100K Msgs, that no one reads or sending 1K Msgs that everyone reads, which is more effective? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: i'll be more realisti, so lets say u just give us 500,000 or 250,000 or even a mere 100,000 each. we would stil have to work,but still spend 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @AppLauz Just wish it was a single digit date like the 4th or 5th. End of the month dates sound so unexciting. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @chad420 I want to report the news once before I die... Or as my job, I think I'd be pretty sick at it... Throw in some vulgar humor. ^__^ 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Yo Philly... Valencia/Every Avenue or Hey Monday/The Friday Night Boys? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: "An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex same gender adults is legal in India" -CNN ..WOW is that NEWS or GOOD NEWS? hmmm.... 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: i would really like a bracelet or shirt that says, 'Big Robs For Real'. That would be rad. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: was it just me and my sleep-deprived state, or were the women of wellington looking extra sharp today? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: YOU can be picking up 3, 4, or even 5 girls a week from Facebook, MySpace, Twitter http://tinyurl.com/kl6rdf 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @J_Fig eww!! who eats diets....i just eat little snacks like fruit every 1 or 2 hours. its a good strategy. hahaha....wtf? diets on twitter? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: got drag'n drop gmail labels ... simple, but pretty cool (even more considering I've about 30 labels or more) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @FINGERSFORTEETH - didn't like it? or she doesn't like you? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @belllareow last one. mum spoke to them heaps today and you need a guardian, so like you have to find a ticket for your mum or something idk 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: #gossipgirl V's new room mate - hilary duff. Boo, no way :( I don't like. Can't they just air lizzie mcguire or something? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Later today a new Bing.com feature: see the two latest tweets from a user. Type: "username twitter" or @username. Example @robertpnl :) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Oh. I lost him in the crush. This love story is on hold til we see if he lives at Petersham. Or he seeks me in mx. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @nategothigh Stop or I'm going to make you my crying shoulder. You will work your shoulder to the bone. Hearts, N! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Tequila or vodka? While it doesn't seem like a hard question, it's somehow become one. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: I could really go for some McDonalds or Hungry Jacks right now! Thinking about it makes my mouth water. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: In the great weather, downtown Croydon looks like downtown LA. Or is it the sun playing tricks on me? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @briannaalysha pshh my sex vid could show u a thing or two! Lol 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Photo: In response to Gaby:? - have a crush, or two, or three… ?(very slutty of you and i like it) -... http://tumblr.com/xce27squn 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @catrinacarlos hahhahahahahahahahahah your bloody nose! or you to do your dance hes just nevaa there only when you swing your water hahahah 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Deer just trotted across Grand ave near 35th street. Wonderful... As in I dislike these things in my traffic lane in city or country. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @lisa_almeida what day works bestfor you? I will Dm u my cell- you text or call when u can! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: RT @iamtayvon: LMAO!! If she cheats on me with a chick i don't know if i should stroke to it or be mad.....thats a good question.....hmmmmmm 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @kbeilz i do, it just takes me a while to find people on twitter. i tend to just stumble upon them, or get recommendations (thanks!) 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @fireartist no no, neither of us are the sidekick, we are a crime-fighting duo, or in other words, we re more like ken and ryu 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Ashydakid word? Has T.I. Sold more?...T.I. Fucked up wit the whole gun charge shit Luda has nothing of that degree, or does he? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @planetbeing Hi there, Are these sites a hoax ? or can they really unlock the 3GS? www.unlockediphone.info and www.unlock-the-iphone.com 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Just finished watching Heavenly Creatures. No offense Peter, Kate or Melanie, but I'd really like those 2 hours of my life back. kthxbye. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: 'Up & at them' or 'Up & at 'em' or 'Up & Adam' ..... either way I am awake.... #fb 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: can anybody tell me what RT means please i dont get it. for some reason i think its real tweet or something like really terrible idk.. help! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @PrancersWorld did i get that date right or did you do that backwards?sweet we will hang out in lala land 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: With the stuff that's going down, it was either midnight oil or wee morning light. Chose vampire hours this time. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Housework or workout - mmm???!!! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @TriNikki you let him? or did he just beat that ass 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @mokargas Do you own a stretch Hummer or something? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Deformed strawberries, ominous parsnips or shagging carrots - what's the optimal breakfast here? #oneshow: Defor.. http://tinyurl.com/mjw6q5 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: is finally back in california and has not showered in a good 7 or 8 days... wonderful. finally got some internet! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @laurenribbon haha corny or what 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: Gay, Straight, Taken, or Klingon #improvedshows "To see if he's Klingon, we're going to practice conceding battles" 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @for18 golly gee whiz, only potentially? do you think you can spare me the time or is your schedule that booked? 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @Catherinegx i dont think you have unsomnia haha remember that time we stayed up till 7am? thts why your not tired or going to sleep haha. 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: @HoneyBEvents is this patty or the big sis! 07/02/09 07:59am
  • en: anybody finding bookmarks borked in firefox or is it just me? think ive 2 many & organise wont open 2 delete some & cant add more 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @IWillEatUreFace sleep what's sleep? I get up at 1pm n go to bed around 4 or 5am 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: #prtip Never phone a journalist to ask "Are you going to use my press release or not?" (via @MediaCoach) 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: RT @mysti: looking for SEM/ PPC managers - any1 here interested? or pls RT. for media2win, mumbai office. 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: don't really care about the twit numbers-follow stats etc.. it's not a race or a competition-it's communication communication communication 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: Having a day off from office. Breakfast in the garden with Anna and Wiliam... maybe I should roll out my Buell for a ride downtown..or not? 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @chiniehdiaz Yeah same one I'm thinking??????? or well :) 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: I'm *really* wishing I could lay down right now. Was up for over 24 hours yesterday and I only slept for about 5 or 6. >_< 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: Should I buy a guitar now or tomorrow? I can't make up my mind >_< 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @AMonthOldDrums Just call up some sluts! Or go find a hooker. Either/or. Just be safe! :P 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: Get rich or die trying... the world seems to be meaningless... 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @FrankMaresca Am I going to get the follow or what bruh? 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @yin9shi geez fbar looks like a good place to chill before Rebel on 22. what you think. my alt is Yello Jello or some pub in Boat Quay. 07/02/09 07:58am
  • en: @StephBizzarro im not your girlfriend baby i cant your cute little sex toy i aint your lion or your tiger 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: Not quite sure why I'm still up or why #fannypacks is a trend but, whatevz. 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: Vt. begins taxing digital downloads: MONTPELIER – Did you pay to download a song, book or movie this week?.. http://tinyurl.com/nf6gvj 07/02/09 07:40am
  • da: @HyphyCrunk msn or skype dog ;) 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!! :D ...on another note, why is moonfruit a trending topic, and wtf is moonfruit anyway, is it a cheese or baby rabbit? 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: thnx 4 dat snowboard girl :D RT @FOR_SINNSAGE @hdrobot It's good to do the dishes, your wife or future wife will be so happy :) 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: Before chaotic music, indie pop, classical, or bluegrass, I listened to oldies...and aqua. Lovely to find a mix tape from 9th grade. 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: im a BEAST with the M4! but now its time to do some serious cleaning & laundry.. im contemplating pulling a all nighter.. or not. 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: my office smells like chicken & I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing yet? 07/02/09 07:40am
  • en: Back from Chicago. That is a cool city, I hope to go back sometime (on tour, maybe? Opening for @PsalmOne or, um, Liz Phair?) 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: okay, so i really can't tell if my shoulder hurts from holding the backpack, or if it's just sunburnt. :/ 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: If you love 'peddling' crappy e books, affiliate marketing or clickbank products DOn'T watch this 1 min video NOW.http://budurl.com/k9gc 07/02/09 07:29am
  • : hewitt: "i do. on dvd or blu-ray." 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: Could need a flight to san fran, and get myself some shopping at american apparel and urban outfitters (or should I just go to Stockholm?). 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: looking for vinyl, business cards, whiteboards, stickers, branded clothing, badges or keyrings in SA? @phoenixprom is the place you wanna go 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: Employees or job holders usually won't bother reading this... http://tr.im/jjqv 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: RT @briantlumb: When it comes to following your heart OR your head, let your heart lead your life AND let your head describe what it sees. 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @LPGthatDude You probably stimulated it in some form or fashion. Be careful what you wish for. It may lay down when you want it to be awake! 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: A YOUNGD CHILLING Talking to jcoLE.. THEY ASKED YOUNGD Y U SO FLY...I SAID CUZ IM NOT AFRAID 2 FALL OUT DA SKY.FLY WIT ME OR GET FLOWN OVA 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @paulscheer or their dreams. BONG! 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: In an a/c'd room or #openMIC just waiting for the coffee to arrive. 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: This video PROVES that Drake is lying to you about being the best. You lost 91-14. You're horrible. (&/or he has HORRIBLE luck with women). 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @ElainaVampress yeah if mom dad or me or jaz or etc get mad at each other the guy goes to that room [laughs] 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @michelleblau should u do it by your most favorites first Or chronilogically??? 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @Ngaireb Yep. Either this week or next. 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: who wants some deep-seated tees? well if you want some head over to www.deepseatedco.bigcartel.com and buy for yourself, your gf or your mom 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @urbansmiler oh, patting cats! nothing sinister or creepy! and yes, it was a compliment just from a sometimes grumpy person! 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @erikvoid not going tomorrow, got tot. but im off rest of week. lets kick it @ some point sweetcheeks! or are yah gonna keep blowin me off? 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @SAMiYAHKIDD umma see what's good ....I might go back to only on the weekends or only when ppl smoke me out.... 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: You can go to the library and get good romance novels for free, or you can just ask me for another semi-poor romance story ha. @johannaleigh 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @Charsue Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of cramps and hamstrings or take up a sea of arms against them! 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: MySpace Song Plays/Profile Views CHEAP! GO TO: www.wix.com/celebstatus/onelovepromos OR www.myspace.com/centerofattentionpromos 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @torrle the band or the type of crust? 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: Oh and Btw. Beyonce or Latoya. CASE IN POINT. LOL. 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: Is George Soros Long or Wrong on the Global Rebound? | Visit ... http://u.mavrev.com/gk7f 07/02/09 07:29am
  • en: @richardepryor not sure if that sounds delicious or not :/ 07/02/09 05:55am
  • en: ok so one of three things are goin on outside my house;somebody just got shot, someone is playin with fireworks, or Im crazy and its thunder 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @rickwaldo32 HAHAHAHA!!! Them damn marshmallows are too damn crunchy.. or mine were stale. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Just woke up...and i still cant stop admiring my first ambigram - http://is.gd/1lclD : am i getting good at this or vot??! :-D 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Wow is being blocked an inevitable right of passage or a life altering occurrence that one never really recovers from ? Why Why Why ? ? ? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: straight or curl. hurm... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: RT @M1deadprez They say Art is either plagiarism or Revolution! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: We want your news & events! Add them to http://www.midlandscreativecircle.org.uk or email getcreative[at]midlandscreativecircle.org.uk 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @DreadPirateTori I was going to try suing the hospital in Chicago for negligence and/or malpractice. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @georgie_phx i won't know until you two tape or stream a performance. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @T1TESTOR here's some music for the party. ANGRY BASTARD or not, lol. Enjoy ♫ http://blip.fm/~98rfx 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Have filled my gas tank 6x in last week. Wish i knew how to be a home body. Or just go walking distance? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @donttrythis do you ever watch mythbusters when youre bored or anything? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @TarynJanine yeah we should hit em up one of these days...have a drink or 2 or 3 or 4!!!!! Or 10 LOL 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: just sat here, drawing . wow. haven't done that years, and O_O yeah. going to sleep. to tired, upset with the moving or not. -.- bye. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: RT @telconewsgr: Twitter’s Popular Facebook App Has Been Broken Or Exploited For Days.: Twitter has long had an official Facebook.. http ... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Im thinking clothing line logo! like lacoste or polo! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: MY HUMOR TERRIBLY LIKE ALWAYS WITHOUT SPIRITS OF ANYTHING IF I AM EMO AND IT IS NOT BAD OR IF, I BELONG THE GIRLS WHO SUFFER SILENTLY, 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: dislikes when people use banal quotes or metaphors to describe themselves 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Or they talk too slow and I can understand everything, or my "listening" is better... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Depacon Dosage: Depacon is generally administered by injection at your doctor's office, clinic, or hospital. Dep.. http://tinyurl.com/l497pc 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @LoveLucyBea eat or shop on-line...lol 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @cgenesis90 lol haha are these camps every summer? or through out the year as well? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @razormuse I'm surprised he has started bitching about how it is the ant-gay people who are targeting him or some other crap. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you are doing is work or play. - Warren Beatty 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Electronics Recycling: Today there's no excuse for throwing an old computer, TV, or cell phone into the trash. M.. http://tinyurl.com/n9f2ja 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @loneichirin college is the mix between living in momma house and being on ur own! so to sum it up! momma or the financial aid provides.... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mnnshp - Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection...Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @McPhlii lmao idk wat it is or wat could lol 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Going to sleep. Hopefully about to meet up with dreams of snowboarding and/or motorcycles 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Goodnight twitters. Have to pack the house tomorrow or were screwed ugh. Gotta love moving, NOT. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • de: Get Rich Or Die Tryin' || H.264 || #jtv http://justin.tv/dienassty 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: wow drake is a trending topic, when i told peeps about 3 years ago he was gonna blow they acted like they were deaf or i was dumb.. :S 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @Bdubb893 all them that were on that station r still in or have very good position were than can bring in new blood in! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @JasonCurlee Nah - that one does hurt this late at night - true or false :-) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @molliekatie wait I blinked! You are dating 12 year olds or taking 12 pills or have killed 12 bf's? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I'm debating - stay up late and do homework that I desperately need to do or go to bed early and try to wake up and get to work ON TIME..hmm 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @JerElaine haha why don't you tweet something interesting and they will reply or RT you back 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @Candyland3 do the rockets have a ring? or yao? Or artest? Just wondering. :) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @souljaboytellem FANS MAKE THE MAN OR THE WOMAN BUT HATERS GET THE ARTIST HIS OR HER PAPER 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: If you had to have your arm cut off at the elbow what would you rather it done with a fork or a spoon? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @jeffpack very cool! know anyone who wants to write in blog style regular or semi-regular about local music scene for Daily Temecula? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: [VIDEO] Who You Got: Fedor or Barnett?: Check it out! http://tinyurl.com/m48v76 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: So @swear_bot are you my mommy? Are you going to yell at me (or even worse spank my bottom) if I use these "Bad Words?" Let me tell you this 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Twitter's Popular Facebook App Has Been Broken Or Exploited For Days.: TechCrunch by MG Siegler on July 1, 2.. http://u.mavrev.com/gir5 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @AVRILHAAY LOL Yes Avril, you're real!! I'm talking about the followers that don't interact or talk to me. =P 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Sudden shoulder injury. Mysterious bruises on upper arm. Or...they could be burns. Sonambulance? Dementia? Grumblegrumble. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @hartluck going to see your babe, good man! or should i say lucky man..... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Twitter Comes to the Rescue: By MICHELLE HIGGINS IF you're not protesting an election or promoting a product.. http://u.mavrev.com/giqs 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @pipey21 Toronto is fun. I've been there 4 or 5 times. As soon as I get my passport, I'll go back. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: to bring the husky to fireworks on saturday or to not bring the husky...don't want him to be scared at home alone, but ... he's HOT. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @wolfylavallie Or play hulu on one while browsing on the other. :-D 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I hate my iPhone! btw I see like 4610538 black ones and 3 white ones. either they're too cheap to afford the white ones, or blacks better! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @undomesticdiva I like REALLY old Nickleback. Like when they weren't a band. Or making music. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Our culture has two options left. Decent into a horrifying black hole of consumeristic awareness and post-ironic detachment, or... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @colderICE you leaving the minute I get here afraid I will chew your butt or what? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I mean..ur gonna be ok right? I don't want u be paralyzed or anything! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: What's a good remedy for long-term inertia? And do I ever get tweets in response to my tweets or am I talking to myself? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: can you sing i love you , or stripper friends (I LOVE TILA TEQUILA @OfficialTila live > http://ustre.am/3v2f) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @ddlovato I'm not sure how you loose a dino....does he become unhinged or something? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: RT @BrownSugarLX RT (a turn fuqn OFF ugh) @miss_shavontae #TAD tongue in the ear? is that a turn on or off? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @dezdecaydance sadly no i'm still lame as shit haha. i've been wondering if i'm gonna survive the next five or ten years of my life 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Do you ever see people RT people you've already un-followed (or don't like) & feel like GAH WTF stop it get that shit off my twitter! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @bostonrandy I don't know whether to laugh or pout at that. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I have probably made 1 or 2 tiny ASP.NET applications in my life. But ASP.NET MVC is freakin' awesome and I love it! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: T.V sucks... I'd rather watch sumthin on youtube or suttin 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @VanessaPorter call my cell what did you die ur not answering andy phones or txts 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @peter1968 Peter! Download TweetDeck or TwitterGadget and I promise, this place will become much more useful 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Even in the article Tamara posts from the Enquirer, the reporter admits that there are no drug charges against Paleocrat or in this case. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: My body won't let me go back to sleep so I'm thinkin about hittin up IHOP in an hour or so for preflight food. If this keeps up. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Hey @officialtila OR UP EARLYYYYYY TILAAAA (I LOVE TILA TEQUILA @OfficialTila live > http://ustre.am/3v2f) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @JacklynnA ouchhh that's like domestic violence or something!! I'm telling. @International_L will beat you up 07/02/09 05:54am
  • : actually no it's not a cat but it might be a pokemon or a demon. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • : Feel so tired :( 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @BenMcCool Good to know I'm not the only one with that compulsion, or with the same sense of indifference when it was all done. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: To get Taco Bell, or not to get Taco Bell? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: dude i cant belive that it is summer now cause now i can do so many beter tricks on my skooter or bike 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: we on the darkest of dark roads up in browns mills. I'm waiting for a deer or few to pop out. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @Beiju we are also working on fixes that should avoid that problem (or at least workaround in most cases) in the future 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @mayhemstudios Might have to start calling you Spiderman or Insectman instead of Hulk now. ;) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @amsie Yup I've been able to tweet from work for the past week or two! =D 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I mus be a constant target for gettn hurt by the things ppl say or do. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: Lmao! RT @Marzburg: @SHATEK yo tell kv if u speak to him that Marz said get off his BS!! N holla at me n or @lexx9eleven 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: ripping through the arvo with Pnau Oz Tour Ed. winter wonderland party tongiht. 6 months to south america (or a slow tour round Oz in a van) 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: 1 In 6 American women & 1 in 33 American men are victims of attempted or completed rape in their lifetime Stats from RAINN.ORG @RAINN01 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @hyojin24 i think we should go back there to buy it. LOL. or else u cant sleep till ur wedding day. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: TRY OUT R COMEING SOON TO VA FOR MORE INFO CALL 571288-6768 OR 1202609-7448 http://auditionnow.webs.com/ 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @shmurry on the way back up or something and you could stay with me. OR i could actually plan something, ayee 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @WEALF Lakers better pick up some key pieces or they going to he short. SMH @ Lakers. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @koolwhippedTiff so all your ex's were strictly bf's or you never had a friendly relationship with em? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @damn_que_mala haha fasho. You def should. Or take a class. Usually they have those at junior colleges for like $250 . 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @Baron_Davis Please recruit Ron Artest or Trevor Ariza to the Clippers! 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: I think if you want to go around the world, you must study a lot or be millonear 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: My Tweeties! If you had to lose one of your five senses-touch, taste, smell, hearing or sight-which one would it be and why? 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @souljaboytellem FANS MAKE THE MAN OR THE WOMAN BUT HATERS GET THE ARTIST HIS OR PAPER 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: DWL@ Cartoon or kids show! @NikiChinCouture if yuh mek mi Laugh tonight I shall dead so Mi a beg yuh Plz! LOL 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: #TAD fellas, had sex w| a girl who was pregnant, early or far along, & it wasnt your baby? if you knew she was or not. 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @robluketic watched TUT trailer at NY in the 7th(or 8th) avenue (street? lol) with broadway... AWESOME! got all excited and loud lol... 07/02/09 05:54am
  • en: @SusieJuanPR i know, but it's not even recorded or even done so i don't know how. U should bebox and i will just spit for em son 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @NonnySilver dang girl. Don't you feel tired or headache-ey?? 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: You call it napping. I call it warrior needs to rest or she will freaking take out everyone within arms range. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: In a month a lot of things should be cleared up or lot more messed up. I have to admit I'm pretty excited to see how it ALL turns out 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @pworld12 I never fucked wit his music but I always recognized he was just a child. I didn't expect great music or a "perfect" anything. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • nl: @96TruwarierQB thun. Watz good. La La land or Lake Erie? 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: You changed my mind about who ive been you've kept this heart from wondering am I alive or dead am I alive or dead 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: #icantstand females that stare, whisper, or giggle when u walk by.. Fuckin Haters! 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @kraus also do you and/or Maryann want my Don DeLillo books? Free obv. Don't remember what I have, already recycled Underworld/Mao II 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: "you should wear a dress or nothing, i happen to have no dress in my cabin" 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Decisions!! If you were to buy a camcorder for a Vlog would you rather have more time to record or better quaity!? 60minsHD v.s 120mins noHD 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @dallasblack We'd have to put her ass on a ferry or something. Send her off to Giligan's Island. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @Nick_Myndflip the commercials for it always make me wonder "is it good or no..." My instincts were right. It's shitty. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: my teeth hurt, hopefully because they are moving or something. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @coldflame95 haha =D ferr shure...I was talking to her and I was like where does he even live and she's like idk Kentucky or sumthing!..NICE 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Global Perspective->What Would You Give Up: TV, Cell or Web? http://ow.ly/15GF4N 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: #TwitterTip #8 You're not a celebrity so follow most people that follow you or you risk seeing followers diminish over time 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @torkaveli So remember me when u make your breast of the year or stacks on deck misxtape lmao 07/02/09 04:34am
  • es: Someone bring me some Del macho nachos or Betos Super Nachos! 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Does any1 know how to get thumbnails into a MYSQL database or a tutorial. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @ShySweets lol I'm oudda here in a few :-/ eat sum bread or sum shyt lol 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @yanets drop me a line, I am a senior interactive producer seeking contract or full time role. Please DM me...... 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Media is in MJ frenzy. It's starting to become a bit irritating. Ppl don't care about the money, custody or assets, we love the music. #MJ 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Where in orange county has the best 24hour or late night breakfast? 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @RiverdeepANDRed it kinda has a cornbread rif or two in the beginning.. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: #freaks let niggas record DEM while she givn head or getn her twat punished 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @souljaboytellem i am with u sir and for me u r the best star of my time and i love u no matter if anyone lokes u or not u have love fro ... 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @kinknolan made it. Hence the cornfields. Gonna go see the Amish tomrw or Friday. Gonna see if they have aprons. And find out if they use 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Tweaking final edits of 5-song EP (heading for a deal, or a self-marketted project. And y'all didn't even know I'm a songwriter! Love,Gordo 07/02/09 04:34am
  • de: @ChefPatrick or WELL' 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: On second thoughts the two have nothing in common. I apologise or apologize as it is spelt in sunny/rainy/sunny Canamada. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @md20737 katt williams said "what evr U wnt do a raggedy b*tch will" which is the truth. Either U get down or he gets out...your choice 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: Thumbnailing comic pages. I still constantly struggle between the extremes of showing too much or absolutely no minutiae. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @davidanaxagoras I've seen the 50 for $80 & I'm kicking myself for not getting. Now I can only find it for $100 or more. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @Idletard I doubt it even went aluminum! It probably didn't even go copper or nickel. 07/02/09 04:34am
  • en: @jyoonjr he does two. Thumb hitting E and D or just the E while continuously slapping 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @TheAnchoress yes, ur are great w/ words My mouth wld land me in jail....folks either luv it or quake..I am kind, truth not used as weapon 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: After the weekend. Its camping so probably Monday or tuesday 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @UniqueZayas Apple or the Tropical V8 Splash 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @AdamBMusic Never heard any shows tonight, VFTW or Mynd's 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: it's 11:30 and i'm watching Harry potter 3! don't worry i'm not obsessed with harry potter or anything 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Life is either a great adventure or nothing. There is no such thing as security in life or nature. (some credit to Helen Kellor) 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @psbmoritz well if the first 2 didn't work maybe this time will be the charm. Or not. Btw, I'm coming to visit you and the bmets thurs 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: most males and/or females use the word HATE, when their being told the truth about themselves @lilmo4ever 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @donlemoncnn Enough with the Michael Jackson SHit. There is a massacre going on in IRAN. R you journalists or tabloid whores #iranelection 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Happy #SAPSL "Show A Podcaster Some Love" Thursday! ?Be sure to leave your favorites an iTunes review and/or audio feedback! 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Night night....dreamin time :). Beautiful sleeping weather here in IL, windows are open, allergies....here they come.or here they continue. 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Did you know Cutco has FLATWARE? It's on sale NOW! Come check it out at Hartville Marketplace or visit www.cutcokevin.com for contact info 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Experimenting with "Twitter", or should I say learning to tweet? Help me out with the "Vernacular/ Jargon" :) 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: Does this look like my twin or what..lol http://twitgoo.com/19nnt 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @blacktouch007 Tyrese was the only one and usually or most films have at least one black or 2 blacks but that has became normal nowadays 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @tonytecateshow Im thinking an orange? Si or No? Lol 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @JermaineHall Glad I could be of service. Will be enjoying morning or afternoon berverages tomorrow? 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @Draw2much Well, if he goes to the picnic tomorrow he can have a cupcake, hehe :-) Or are you guys planning on hanging out with the T&E? 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @souljaboytellem All that matters is what you think. nobody else matters. you can listen or flush it out. you are taking the chance. 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @teshiron if you seriously don't like me saying #moonfruit, then unfollow me for the next 8 or 9 days (unless I win before then) 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: great, my daily dose of click on my link and see my tits followers. hope u gals (or boys) enjoy the next 3 weeks of #TdF tweets. 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: she's just not into you...or your two inch long nose hair/weird gym shorts long sleeve tshirt 1st time to meet ensemble 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @o0omunkieo0o wasn't worried :D I'm too cool or something 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @souljaboytellem YOU ACCEPT WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN U TO DO...DONT WATCH NO FACE OR MIND WHAT PEOPLE SAY, u on another level now...do you!! 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @souljaboytellem bother you. Think about shit and not be bothered you know. Or, you can swing into Central Florida and take your aggression 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @barbarrah britney te ignora. that's when i prefer orkut. people either accept you or give you the elbow. fair enough... 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: going to bed so i can enjoy cedar point tomorrow (or today if you want to get technical) 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @DetroitSport right. But like it or not, she is the best of our time. I love her. However, who I hate is keisha cole. 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @BarrettTV lol man i hope you know i'm just messing around with you. i love all people! spread the love brother. through poetry or phila ... 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: now in new york on way to canada. will be getting a hotel in another hour or so. had some good burgers from sheetz. 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @rockerannah trying to decide if thats the WORST pick up line ever or the best.. im going for the latter lol 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @mileycyrus "Identical" was really good. I loved it. Have you read any of the other books by that author like "crank" or "bur 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: tagged a run with a note - Just a short morning maintenance run. Leaving open an option of an afternoon solid 10K or a hard next day ef ... 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: RT @fentonslee: someone should point out to @adrianmalagon that Jesus was breastfed// Or that "the whole world" wldn't be here if not for BF 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @mileycyrus Is she your step sister or real sister? 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: @AllieFennell Indeed... You should pick and choose em' better...or...ask for a resume with references included. lol 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: it's ironic that 2 of the 11 Good to Great companies went bankrupt (Circuit City) or had to be bailed out by the gov to survive (Fannie Mae) 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: he has a gun and demands for them all or he was gonna kill him...... Another reason why I don't shop at Target 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: RT @DREAMCASTERS Looking or alternate power options for your home and you want green power ?? http://cli.gs/1bBTHd -By anneismyna3646 07/02/09 04:33am
  • en: i wanna somebody that loves me a lot!...im tired... im gonna sleep...or trie 2 07/02/09 04:33am