Stumbled on some computer quotes today… A few of my favorite
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
“Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything’s going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You’ll be forced to patch the code (admit you’re wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.”
“The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.”
And my favortite for all you product developers out there…
“It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.”
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